EASTER JOKES
Q: Why did the Easter egg hide?
A: He was a little chicken!
Q: What do you call rabbits that marched in a long sweltering Easter parade?
A: Hot, cross bunnies!
Q: What do you call Easter when you are hopping around?
A: Hoppy Easter!
Q: What do you call a duck that just doesn’t fit in?
A: Mallardjusted.
Q: What do you call a duck who plays basketball?
A: A slam duck.
Q: How do bunnies stay healthy?
A: Eggercise.
Q: What does a rooster say to a hen he likes?
A: You’re one hot chick!
Q: What did the rabbit say to the carrot?
A: It’s been nice gnawing you.
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