Q: What did one candle say to the other?
A: "Don't birthdays burn you up?"
Q: What did the big candle say to the little candle?
A: "You're too young to go out."
Q: How can you tell that you're getting old?
A: You go to an antique auction and three people bid on you!
Q: Where do you find a birthday present for a cat?
A: In a cat-alogue!
Q: Why couldn’t prehistoric man send birthday cards?
A: The stamps kept falling off the rocks!
If you’ve got a funny or riddle of your own to share, you can be our next winner.
Each week, Herald-Guide editors will choose the funniest joke or best riddle from all entries.
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