This week's jokes are:
KNOCK KNOCK JOKES YOU’LL REALLY LIKEKnock Knock
Alda time you knew who it was!
Atlas it's the weekend!
Marriage Counseling - Southern StyleEarl and Bubba, two good ole boys from Dixie are quietly sitting in a boat fishing, chewing and drinking beer when suddenly Bubba says, "I think I'm going to divorce my wife - she hasn't spoke to me in over two months."
Earl spits, sips his beer and says, "You better think it over - women like that are hard to find.”Bill Adragna, Luling
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