QUESTION: What is red and smells like paint?
ANSWER: Red paint
- Mateo McGraw, Luling
Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love, and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
- Ashleigh McGraw, Luling
QUESTION: Did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and leg in a car crash
ANSWER: He's all right now.
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