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EASTER JOKES
By Staff Report -   Apr 05, 2007

Q: Why did the Easter egg hide?

A: He was a little chicken!

Q: What do you call rabbits that marched in a long sweltering Easter parade?

A: Hot, cross bunnies!

Q: What do you call Easter when you are hopping around?

A: Hoppy Easter!

Q: What do you call a duck that just doesn't fit in?

A: Mallardjusted.

Q: What do you call a duck who plays basketball?

A: A slam duck.

Q: How do bunnies stay healthy?

A: Eggercise.

Q: What does a rooster say to a hen he likes?

A: You’re one hot chick!

Q: What did the rabbit say to the carrot?

A: It's been nice gnawing you.

 

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