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BIRTHDAY JOKES
By Staff Report -   Mar 29, 2007

Q: What did one candle say to the other?

A: "Don't birthdays burn you up?"

Q: What did the big candle say to the little candle?

A: "You're too young to go out."

Q: How can you tell that you're getting old?

A: You go to an antique auction and three people bid on you! 

Q: Where do you find a birthday present for a cat?

A: In a cat-alogue!

Q: Why couldn’t prehistoric man send birthday cards?

A: The stamps kept falling off the rocks!

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Each week, Herald-Guide editors will choose the funniest joke or best riddle from all entries.

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