Best of the Net

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September 27, 2007 at 8:36 am  | Mobile Reader | Pring this storyPrint 

How to tell the sex of a fly?

"What are you doing," she asked.

"Hunting flies," he responded.

“Oh,” she said. “Killing any?”

"Yep, three males, two females," he replied.

Intrigued, she asked, "How can you tell them apart?"

He responded, "Three were on a beer can and two were on the phone.

- Submitted by Bill Adragna.

If you’ve got a funny, internet joke or riddle of your own to share, you can be our next winner.

All you have to do is submit your favorites to our weekly Best of the Net feature.

So keep an eye out for the Best of the Net and send yours to Lifestyles Editor Heather R. Breaux at heatherb@heraldguide.com and we just might publish your submission.




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