Best of the Net
"What are you doing," she asked.
"Hunting flies," he responded.
“Oh,” she said. “Killing any?”
"Yep, three males, two females," he replied.
Intrigued, she asked, "How can you tell them apart?"
He responded, "Three were on a beer can and two were on the phone.
- Submitted by Bill Adragna.
If you’ve got a funny, internet joke or riddle of your own to share, you can be our next winner.
All you have to do is submit your favorites to our weekly Best of the Net feature.
So keep an eye out for the Best of the Net and send yours to Lifestyles Editor Heather R. Breaux at firstname.lastname@example.org and we just might publish your submission.
Subscribe Today and Save!!!
St. Charles Herald-Guide is an award-winning newspaper that covers all aspects of St. Charles Parish - from schools and parish government news to social events, features on our local residents and sports.
Order your subscription today!
International-Matex Tank Terminals, which operates a terminal in St. Rose, will be...
Home surveillance footage has helped St. Charles Parish deputies track down the...
After months of bickering within the Hahnville Volunteer Fire Department...
The Krewe of Zeus has withdrawn a permit application that would have allowed it to...
Despite recently being named Louisiana High School Principal of the Year, Hahnville...
Less than three months after opening a state-of-the-art cardiac catheter lab that...
The Staff at Southland Dodge Chrysler Jeep proudly offers the newest chrysler, dodge and jeep cars in Houma, La., region. We also carry an impressive selection of used cars trucks and suvs by the industry top manufacturers.
State asked to investigate Hahnville fire department - 947 views
After months of bickering within the Hahnville Volunteer Fire Department (HVFD) and allegations of mismanaged funds, the fire service members have finally agreed on one thing – the organization should undergo a forensic legislative audit to determine if any money was misappropriated during the reign of former Fire Chief Reginald Gaubert.