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By Staff Report
September 27, 2007 at 8:36 am  | Mobile Reader | Pring this storyPrint 

How to tell the sex of a fly?

"What are you doing," she asked.

"Hunting flies," he responded.

“Oh,” she said. “Killing any?”

"Yep, three males, two females," he replied.

Intrigued, she asked, "How can you tell them apart?"

He responded, "Three were on a beer can and two were on the phone.

- Submitted by Bill Adragna.

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