Nifty $5 for YOUR jokes and riddles

SCIENCE JOKES

By Staff Report

April 18, 2007 at 2:47 pm  | Mobile Reader | Pring this storyPrint 

How does the barber cut the moon's hair?

A: Eclipse it.

Q: What did one cloud say to the other?

A: I’m cirrus about you.

Q. What’s the most popular snack on Mars?

A. Marshmallows.

Q: When do astronauts have lunch?

A. At Launch Time.

Q: What kind of star wears sunglasses?

A. A movie star.

Q: How did the astronaut serve dinner in outer space?

A. On flying saucers.

Q: What did the dad volcano say to the mom volcano?

A: Do you lava me like I lava you?

Q: What is a tornado's favorite game?

A: Twister!

If you’ve got a funny or riddle of your own to share, you can be our next winner.

All you have to do is submit your favorites to our weekly $5 Jokes and Riddles Contest.

Each week, Herald-Guide editors will choose the funniest joke or best riddle from all entries.

Send yours to editor@heraldguide.com or post to: $5 Jokes and Riddles, P.O. Box 1199, Boutte, LA 70039.




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