Nifty $5 for YOUR jokes and riddles
A: Eclipse it.
Q: What did one cloud say to the other?
A: I’m cirrus about you.
Q. What’s the most popular snack on Mars?
Q: When do astronauts have lunch?
A. At Launch Time.
Q: What kind of star wears sunglasses?
A. A movie star.
Q: How did the astronaut serve dinner in outer space?
A. On flying saucers.
Q: What did the dad volcano say to the mom volcano?
A: Do you lava me like I lava you?
Q: What is a tornado's favorite game?
If you’ve got a funny or riddle of your own to share, you can be our next winner.
All you have to do is submit your favorites to our weekly $5 Jokes and Riddles Contest.
Each week, Herald-Guide editors will choose the funniest joke or best riddle from all entries.
Send yours to firstname.lastname@example.org or post to: $5 Jokes and Riddles, P.O. Box 1199, Boutte, LA 70039.
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