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A: Eclipse it.
Q: What did one cloud say to the other?
A: I’m cirrus about you.
Q. What’s the most popular snack on Mars?
Q: When do astronauts have lunch?
A. At Launch Time.
Q: What kind of star wears sunglasses?
A. A movie star.
Q: How did the astronaut serve dinner in outer space?
A. On flying saucers.
Q: What did the dad volcano say to the mom volcano?
A: Do you lava me like I lava you?
Q: What is a tornado's favorite game?
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