Nifty $5 for YOUR jokes and riddles


Staff Report
April 11, 2007 at 2:21 pm  | Mobile Reader | Pring this storyPrint 

Q. What season is it when you are on a trampoline?

A. Spring-time!

Q. When do monkeys fall from the sky?

A. During Ape-ril showers!

Q. Can February March?

A. No, but April May!

Q. What flowers grow on faces?

A. Tulips (Two-lips)!

Q. Why is the letter A like a flower?

A. A bee (B) comes after it!

If you’ve got a funny or riddle of your own to share, you can be our next winner.

All you have to do is submit your favorites to our weekly $5 Jokes and Riddles Contest.

Each week, Herald-Guide editors will choose the funniest joke or best riddle from all entries.

Send yours to or post to: $5 Jokes and Riddles, P.O. Box 1199, Boutte, LA 70039

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