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BIRTHDAY JOKES

Staff Report
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Q: What did one candle say to the other?

A: "Don't birthdays burn you up?"

Q: What did the big candle say to the little candle?

A: "You're too young to go out."

Q: How can you tell that you're getting old?

A: You go to an antique auction and three people bid on you! 

Q: Where do you find a birthday present for a cat?

A: In a cat-alogue!

Q: Why couldn’t prehistoric man send birthday cards?

A: The stamps kept falling off the rocks!

If you’ve got a funny or riddle of your own to share, you can be our next winner.

Each week, Herald-Guide editors will choose the funniest joke or best riddle from all entries.

Send jokes to Lifestyles Editor Heather R. Breaux at heatherb@heraldguide.com.




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