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EXERCISE JOKES I joined a health club last year, spent about $400. Haven't lost a pound. Apparently you have to show up?
I joined a health club last year, spent about $400. Haven't lost a pound. Apparently you have to show up?
I have to exercise in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing.
I don't exercise at all. If God meant us to touch our toes, he would have put them further up our body.
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.
The advantage of exercising every day is that you die healthier.
If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small country.
I don't jog ... it makes the ice jump right out of my glass.
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