Nifty $5 for YOUR jokes and riddles

By Staff Report

March 21, 2007 at 2:12 pm  | Mobile Reader | Pring this storyPrint 

My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 now and we don't know where she is!

EXERCISE JOKES

I joined a health club last year, spent about $400. Haven't lost a pound. Apparently you have to show up?

I have to exercise in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing.

I don't exercise at all. If God meant us to touch our toes, he would have put them further up our body.

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.

The advantage of exercising every day is that you die healthier.

If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small country.

I don't jog ... it makes the ice jump right out of my glass.

If you’ve got a funny or riddle of your own to share, you can be our next winner.

Each week, Herald-Guide editors will choose the funniest joke or best riddle from all entries.

Send yours to editor@heraldguide.com.




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