Nifty $5 for your jokes and riddles

This week's jokes are:

KNOCK KNOCK JOKES YOU’LL REALLY LIKE

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Alda!

Alda who?

Alda time you knew who it was!

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Atlas!

Atlas?

Atlas it's the weekend!

Marriage Counseling - Southern Style

Earl and Bubba, two good ole boys from Dixie are quietly sitting in a boat fishing, chewing and drinking beer when suddenly Bubba says, "I think I'm going to divorce my wife - she hasn't spoke to me in over two months."

Earl spits, sips his beer and says, "You better think it over - women like that are hard to find.”

Bill Adragna, Luling

If you’ve got a funny or riddle of your own to share, you can be our next Herald-Guide winner.

All you have to do is submit your favorites to our weekly $5 Jokes and Riddles Contest.

Each week, Herald-Guide editors will choose the funniest joke or best riddle from all entries and award our cash prize.

But even if you don't win, you'll still get your name in the paper with an honorable mention.

Send your entries to editor@heraldguide.com or post to: $5 Jokes and Riddles, P.O. Box 1199, Boutte, LA 70039