$5 for your funny jokes and riddles

By Staff Report
January 24, 2007 at 12:15 pm  | Mobile Reader | Pring this storyPrint 

QUESTION: What is red and smells like paint?
ANSWER: Red paint
- Mateo McGraw, Luling

Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love, and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
- Ashleigh McGraw, Luling

QUESTION: Did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and leg in a car crash
ANSWER: He's all right now.

If you’ve got a funny or riddle of your own to share, you can be our next Herald-Guide winner.

All you have to do is submit your favorites to our weekly $5 Jokes and Riddles Contest.

Each week, Herald-Guide editors will choose the funniest joke or best riddle from all entries and award our cash prize.

But even if you don't win, you'll still get your name in the paper with an honorable mention.

Send your entries to editor@heraldguide.com or post to: $5 Jokes and Riddles, P.O. Box 1199, Boutte, LA 70039




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